Sunday, September 24, 2017

The Star Trek Movies: All 13 Ranked (In my personal oppinion)


Star Trek is personally my favorite franchise of all time (which is no small accomplishment), not just in regards to the movies but the whole TV franchise as well. Now after all these years a new Star Trek TV show is coming out called “Star Trek Discovery” and it has gotten me pumped to dust off my Star Trek movie collection and quickly discus my feelings on each film. Now years ago back in 2013 I went through each film individually and graded them, but this time I’m going to arrange them in my own personal order of least favorite to favorite. This of course is just my own personal opinion and I can guarantee that the placements of some select films may shock fans, but I’m not about to lie about my honest feels toured a film and how I’d rank them. So with all that said, here are all 13 Star Trek movies ranked in my own personal opinion from least to best.


#13 Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1980)
My overall score is 4 out of 10

It’s ironic that of all thirteen Star Trek movies, the first film is my absolute least favorite. Despite being credited for re-launching the series and introducing us to the awesome musical score composed by Jerry Goldsmith, this film just can’t redeem its painfully slow passé, overly long run time, and it’s completely empty story that doesn’t focus on the characters. Some of the ideas in this film are interesting, there's some good atmosphere, and the visuals are spectacles for its time, but that’s all this film is, just one long, slow special effect that doesn’t do anything meaningful with its iconic cast. It’s a very rare case in which the first movie is the worst and all the sequels (even the bad ones) are far superior, but that's just my opinion. 


#12 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
My overall score is 5 out of 10

Often regarded as the worst of the Star Trek series, and for good reason, “The Final Frontier” provides a ludicrous story, with constant plot wholes, really bad visual effects, painfully stupid hummer, boring villains and there’s just one ridicules event after the next. However, there are at least some really good character moments and even some good statements on accepting the pain in one’s life, but that’s still not enough to save this disaster of a movie. Even with that said, the film can also pass on a level of so bad it's good ... which is more then I can say for the first film.



#11 Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
My overall score is 7 out of 10

Even though the plot is very similar to "The Wrath of Khan", there's just enough smart twists and turns to hold it's own in the series. This one unfortunately still ranks further down on my list, because it's frustrating that the film had so much potential, and it just subtled for fun laser shooting space mayhem. There are still some really good character themes, and dilemmas that just barley balanced the films thrilling action scenes. Also, the film is still bursting with breath taking visual effects, and an amount of energy that never dies. Oh, and Khan is cool enough, although he really should have been an original villain, as opposed to an easily marketable returning character. 

#10 Star Trek Generations (1994)
My overall score is 7 out of 10

I'll always have fondness for the TNG film series, because even when at their worst, there's still something special about seeing my favorite cast in their iconic roles. As for "Generations", The average story, annoying scenes, and slow passé keep this from being the great first installment that the TNG franchise deserved, and is probably the weakest of their four films, however ... it certainly isn’t terrible. For all its shortcomings, there are still enough dramatic moments, charismatic charms, and power house scenes to make it worthwhile. Plus, it’s a real treat to finally see Captain Picard and Captain Kirk together on screen.


#9 Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) 
My overall score is 7 out of 10

It's the mixed-middle chapter of the original trilogy, and the one that's frequently branded as the weakest of the best films. Even though the story isn’t structured as well as its predecessor, and features some really odd plot points, it's never the less a really fun adventure to embark on with the classic crew. There's lots of high-teak Sci-Fi charms, some of the best character moments in the series run, including a very touching ending, plus Christopher Lloyd and his Klingon’s are a lot of fun to watch. Odd numbered Trek films are often written off as the weaker films, but this is a good one, and well worth checking out.   


#8 Star Trek Nemesis (2002)
My overall score is 7.5 out of 10

I’ll admit this movie has some areas that could be improved upon, but never the less, I consider "Nemesis" to be a very underrated entry in the TNG series, and personally it's another small personal favorite in the Star Trek motion picture line-up. The premise gives the TNG crew more of a character themed story than any of their other films, and there are even some intriguing concepts of nature versus nurture. More than anything, it’s the conflicts between Captain Picard and the villain Shinzon that elevate the enjoyment and character depth of this movie. Throw in some incredible visual effects, a solid supporting role by a young Tom Hardy, another terrific score provided by Jerry Goldsmith, some of the best action scenes in Star Trek history, including a powerhouse climax and you get a mostly worthy ... if admittedly flawed ... installment in the Star Trek cannon.  

#7 Star Trek Beyond (2016)
My overall score is 8 out of 10

The third entry of the new reboot series gives us a fast paced adventure set on a planet for once, which is a refreshing change of pace, and allows for some gorgeous scenery. This is arguably the best looking Star Trek movie sense “Insurrection” back in 1998. Aside from all the visual appeal and spectacular action, this film really stays true to its roots, pays respect to the characters, and is just a wonderful love letter to the legacy of this 50 year old franchise. The banter and interactions between the cast are some of the most enjoyable to date, and new characters like Jaila help breathe some new life into the film.


#6 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
My overall score is 8.5 out of 10

Woops ... I put a big target on my head putting this one at number six. Any hard core Star Trek fan would label this film as the best of the series, however while it’s personally not my absolute favorite, “The Wrath of Khan” is undeniably the classic movie that started everything. The performances are all stronger, especially from Ricardo Montalban who’s downright chilling as the villain Khan. The story is structured very firmly and focuses on the characters first before spectacles. Yet, more than anything, it’s the films deep-context regarding life and death that make it one of the most meaningful entries in the series.


#5 Star Trek Insurrection (1998)
My overall score is 8 out of 10

The internal conflicts of the film are really one-sided, resulting in a serious problem regarding the films sub-text, and the main plot is very reminiscent of several TNG episodes. However, the premise is engaging enough as Picard and crew deify their superiors and defend a planet from a global invasion ... which just happens to be their very own Star Fleet. This leads to some exciting action sequences, and it's a cool situation to see our hero's in. There are plenty of Trek charms, fine performances and it’s the only film that allows us to just have a fun time with the next generation crew. Plus, from a personal point of view, this is my favorite Star Trek movie to look at. I love all the scenery, landscape, spaceship interiors and all of the dazzling effects provided in this film. I'm well aware that this is not a favored film, and it may seem sacrilege to put it a peg above "Wrath of Khan", but for all it's faults, this is sill a personal favorite of mine.


#4 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
My overall score is 9 out of 10

Of the six original films, “The Voyage Home” is the one I enjoy re-watching the most. The plot is very odd, but so well constructed, combining themes and morals with a very fun time-travel concept, and lots of comedy. The whole movie experience is just a real joy to watch, providing lots of excitement, while still teaching the viewer simple life lessens along the way. There’s just no other way to describe this movie other than a simple, lighthearted, and a completely joyful experience. It's absolutely my favorite of the Original trilogy that began with "Wrath of Kahn", and makes for a fitting polar opposite to close the story on.  


#3 Star Trek (2009)
My overall score is 9.5 out of 10

Just like “First Contact”, this film is a spectacle that non-trek fans can enjoy, and even more importantly it proves that an old franchise can still thrill and excite audiences for a new generation. The characters feel fresh and new while still keeping their timeless and charismatic charms intact. The story is very engaging, heavy on classy Sci-Fi elements, boasted by some stellar set pieces, livened up by some really good hummer, and electrified by some awesome action scenes. Finally, everything is presented in a vary energized tone, which makes the whole experience nothing short of a fun time. I don’t even know what else to say about this one, it’s just a really fun movie that’s sure to win the franchise some new fans.


#2 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
My overall score is 9.5 out of 10

I stated earlier that “The Voyage Home” is my personal favorite of the original six, which it certainly is ... however, I honestly consider “The Undiscovered Country” to be the absolute best. It just gets everything right, boasting an intriguing, character-driven mystery plot with lots of incite on themes of prejudice, forgiveness, betrayal, nationalism and the fear of an un-known future. The result is a genuinely thrilling and even inspiring motion picture that’s nothing short of a masterpiece.


#1 Star Trek First Contact (1996)
My overall score is 10 out of 10

This is the Star Trek movie that seems to have something for everyone, whether their fans or not. The story is exciting, there’s plenty of action, some stellar visual effects, a beautiful musical score composed by Jerry Goldsmith and standout performances from James Cromwell and star Patrick Stewart in his respected roll as Captain Picard. Plus the film manages to juggle a relatively dark, even frightening overtone involving the popular Borg villains with plenty of humanity, good character structure and even a subtle touch of hummer. It’s just an excellent film on all grounds and it still stands as my personal favorite of all thirteen Star Trek movies.

Engage!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Gravity Falls: My Top 10 Favorite Episodes


      In the strange little town of Gravity Falls, twin siblings named Dipper and Mable spend their summer going on wild and hilarious supernatural adventures. Watching over the kids is there cranky old uncle named Stan, who makes his living as an expert con-artist. This show came well after my childhood had passed, but word of mouth got around to me, and upon my first viewing I realized that this series was right up my alley. It’s got the spooky charms of shows like “Goosebumps” or “Courage the Cowardly Dog”, combined with the brilliant comedy one would expect from shows like “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” or “The Simpsons”. Unlike other Disney programs, I was quiet surprised with just how funny this show got, as well as how exciting it got. It had an engaging mystery plot that was slowly unraveled, but more to the point, it just had a splendid cast of characters that I loved going on adventures with. I loved the atmosphere, I loved the creepy moments and the cast was solid. Rather then spoil the experience by covering the show as a whole, here are my personal 10 favorite episodes that might just win over anyone not familiar with the series.


#10 The Deep End (Season 1 – Ep. 15) 


It’s the hottest day in Gravity Falls history, so our Treo head to the public swimming pool to cool off. Upon arriving they break up and have three separate little adventures in this one location. Mabel befriends a merman trapped in the deep end of the pool, Dipper is put through intense life guard training and Stan is competing with his arch enemy little Gideon for ownership of the best sun-tanning chair. I love how this episode can take a small location like a swimming pool, and give it a large variety of funny side ventures. There’s some hilarious jokes involving the detention center for misbehaving swimmers, an uptight life gourd who’s more like a drill sergeant, and Mable’s relation with the stranded Merman is every bit as charming as it funny. The episode actually ends with a surprisingly wild car-chase involving mini-carts, and everything closes with a nice little wink to “Free Wily”. It’s charming, it’s funny and a refreshing offset to some of the stranger and scarier things our hero’s come across in the show.
   

#9 Scary-oke (Season 2 – Ep. 21) 


Following up on the epic season one finally, season two picks up with our hero’s throwing a party to celebrate their resent victory. The one person who’s not in the party mood is Dipper, who’s more eager then every to solve all the supernatural mysteries of Gravity Falls. When two government agents make a sudden arrival to investigate, Dipper instantly wants to join them, and tries showing them his special magic journal as proof that he can help crack the case. In a hilariously dark turn of events Dipper unintentionally brings to life an army of Zombies, and nothing quite livens up a party better than an army of the dead. Most of my favorite episodes tend to be the really spooky ones, and this Zombie themed episode just hits it out of the park with some really cool creature designs, and awesome zombie action. This is also a very colorful episode and features some terrific animation highlights. There's also some really funny lines from Uncle Stan’s remarks at the dead. Best of all, this is the first time Stan reveals to the kids that he’s known all along about the oddities of the town, and aids the kids in saving the day. Needless to say, it was a real treat to finally see all three of our hero’s together. This leads into one of my favorite finales in which the group need to sing karaoke to defeat the Zombies, which is hilarious. 
      

#8 Little Dipper (Season 1 – Ep. 10) 


When Mable learns that she’s slightly taller than her twin brother Dipper, she finally has an excuse to upstage him at something. In order to get back on even ground (or in this case height) with his sister, Dipper discovers some magic stones and uses them to create a device that can shrink or grow items. His efforts to grow himself fall short (pun intended) when their arch enemy little Gideon steals the shrink gun, reduces both Mable and Dipper to the size of ants, and threatens to use the shrink ray as a weapon against Uncle Stan in an effort to claim his mystery Shack. Now brother and sister find themselves off on a grand adventure of a small scale. This is the mandatory shrunken kids adventure, which I’m a sucker for. I love when characters explore regular every day surroundings that appear larger in scale. Its just a cool way to make the familiar, everyday world feel so much more epic. While not a very original concept it’s still executed very well in this show, with no shortage of funny situations, and lots of creativity. I especially love how the shrink gun is simply a flashlight with a multi-colored lens. Also Dipper and Mable’s sibling relationship is always at the heart of the show, so it’s great to see them resolve issues together and share an adventure.    


#7 Gideon Rises (Season 1 – Ep. 20) 


Little Gideon had been the main antagonist of season one, and it’s here in the season finally that we see him unhinged. He steals the deed to Uncle Stan’s shack, banishes our hero’s from town, becomes the towns idle and learns of Dippers magic journals. Outmatched and beaten, Dipper and Mable decide to head home, but not before battling a giant Gideon robot. Meanwhile, Uncle Stan is looking for a way to expose the little monster for the fraud he is. I was quiet surprised with this one and never would have expected things to get as epic as this riveting season finally did. The climactic showdown with the giant robot is both funny yet quiet intense, and features one of Dippers most heroic moments as he faces the villain head on. It’s beautifully animated, and highlights Little Gideon as a surprisingly fun antagonist. Plus, the episode closes on a nail biting surprise cliff hanger that’s among the shows best, and was bound to bring in fans for another season.


#6 Summerween (Season 1 – Ep. 12)


This was the episode I was looking forward to the most, as I love Halloween episodes, and to see the possibilities of what “Gravity Falls” could bring to my favorite holiday was beyond exciting. Now while the show is set during the summer time, the people of Gravity Falls love the holiday so much that they celebrate it twice, and one of them is during the summer in which it’s lovingly called Summerween. That premise alone is ingenious and makes me wish I could have grown up in that town. As the episode continues we see that Dipper is ready to grow up, and spend Halloween with the older guys as opposed to his sister. This causes a rift between the two as Mable wants to savor every Halloween she can with her brother before they become teenagers. To make matters worse, the kids are soon chased by a deadly entity called The Trickster who threatens to harm all who don’t keep the holiday spirit alive. The details in this episode are great as it creates a perfect Halloween atmosphere, and feels like a special I’d watch yearly around the season. The back-story behind the Trickster is brilliant, the spooky action sequences are great, and there’s yet another really sweet sibling story going on between Mable and Dipper. It’s a solid episode and personally one of my all time favorite Halloween themed episodes I’ve ever seen from any TV series.   


#5 Dreamscaperers (Season 1 – Ep. 19) 


Just before the events of the season 1 finale, we see Little Gideon hatch a plan to steal the deed to Uncle Stan’s mystery shack, and it all starts by summoning an ancient demon called Bill Cipher. With the evil entity unleashed he probes Stan’s mind to uncover his most valuable secrets. Once the kids learn of the threat, they follow Bill into their Uncles mind, which leads into one heck of a trippy dreamscape adventure. The setting of Stan’s mind is one of my favorite locations from the show, with twisted visuals, and literally features a lot of imagination at work. There’s even some great morals revolving around the “tough love” some family members inflict on their kids in order to make them both physically and mentally stronger. This also marked an important introduction to the shows greatest antagonist Bill Cipher, who’s every bit as charismatic as he is threatening. Throw in one of the shows most entertaining final battles, along with an exciting cliffhanger leading into the season one finale and you got a solid episode.  


#4 Northwest Mansion Mystery (Season 2 – Ep. 10) 


Of all the dark spooky adventure episodes, this one is my personal favorite by far, and probably features some of the creepiest imagery. Bratty rich girl Pacifica Northwest, who’s always been a rival of our hero’s now finds herself in a situation where she needs their help, or more specifically Dippers help. Her home is haunted by a mysterious ghost and is threatening to ruin her parents party. I love seeing two enemies paired together to solve a problem, and both Dipper and Pacifica actually make for a terrific match. As the two look for clues and battle all kinds of haunted house obstacles, more and more dark clues about both the ghosts past, and Pacifica’s cruel parents are slowly being revealed. It’s a captivating dive into the study of a bully character whom we the audience didn’t initially care for. The animation in this episode is also gorgeous, with some downright terrifying haunted house imagery that could have been right out of the “Evil Dead” movies. Also the back-story of the ghost himself is one of the darkest the show has ever gone, and proves that this series wasn’t afraid to take risks. The episodes haunting atmosphere is sensational, the colors pop on the screen and it made one of the shows least likeable characters quiet interesting by the end.   


#3 Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future (Season 2 – Ep. 17) 


With one week left of Summer vacation, Dipper and Mabel prepare for their 13th birthday party which promises to be a huge turning point in their lives. However, change is both an exciting and frightening concept as both the twins soon discover. Dipper on the one hand after rescuing his Uncle Ford from an Alien space craft is offered a chance to take his life in an exciting new direction where he can live his dream. Mabel mean while is terrified of the changes she’ll have to face when she grows up, is also bummed about leaving town, and worse yet may be separate from her brother for quite some time. This for me is one of the shows most emotional episodes, and one that I can honestly relate too. I remember what it was like to face big changes in my life, I still face changes every day, but I also learned to compromise, grow and it’s a thoughtful message to convey to a new generation of kids watching this show. Of course one of the shows greatest strengths is Dipper’s sibling relationship with Mable, the challenges they face and it’s very touching to see them face the unknown that lies ahead. The episode then closes on a deeply thrilling segue into the three part series finally and leaves you exhilarated to see how their story will come to a close in the following arch.  
    

#2 Not What he Seems (Season 2 – Ep. 11) 


This episode is often described by fans and critics as arguably the best of the show, and who can blame them because it’s an amazing episode that changes everything. The episode begins with our three principle characters having a fun morning bonding together, which is both funny and always gets me in the feels. Then things take a sudden turn when strange gravity anomalies start to spike up in town, and Uncle Stan is arrested by the government agents on charges of creating a secret dooms day device. Dipper and Mable begin investigating to prove their great uncles innocents, but only discover more and more odd secrets about him that throws all their trust in a loop. Maybe their uncle isn’t even their real uncle at all, and worse yet, he might just be creating some kind of dooms day weapon. This was a surprisingly dark episode, with a very different tone then anything previous. This was an episode that had fans second guising a character we thought we knew, and it just keeps delivering one exciting twist after another. More than anything, this episode features one of the most emotionally resonant finals of the whole series, and possibly my favorite moment of the show. Sure enough the kids discover a secret machine hidden under their shack, and its slowly ticking away to something big. At this point Mable’s trust in her uncle is put to the ultimate test, dose she destroy the machine before the final countdown, or dose she trust the mysterious uncle she still loves. It all builds to an incredibly beautiful visual of her surrendering to her faith in Uncle Stan, as well as a long awaited reveal as to what’s been going on. It’s an emotional ending with a great cliffhanger and without a doubt one of the shows greatest achievements ... but there is still one more episode I personally like more. 
  
 
Before I reveal my #1 favorite episode here are some special Honorable Mentions ... 

A Tale of Two Stans

Little Gift Shop of Horrors

Dungeons, Dongeons & More Dungeons 

Soos and the Real Girl

The Inconveniencing



#1 Weirdmageddon (Season 2 – Ep. 18-20) 


When I first started watching “Gravity Falls”, it felt mostly derivative, just a little slice of fun and creativity, but as the story began to unravel and the characters became more interesting I slowly found myself getting more and more submersed into this series. Then the journey reached its end with the epic three part ark titled “Weirdmagedoon” and I couldn’t even find the words to describe how amazed I was with this show. Following immediately after the events of “Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future”, the demonic entity Bill Cipher is released, at fool power, and ready to kick start the end of the world. For good measure he traps Mabel in a prison bubble where she lives in a colorful fantasy that’s making all her dreams come true. 
Meanwhile the apocalypse is raging outside, armies of monsters have taken over the city and it’s up to Dipper to rally as many friends as he can to stop Bill. It seems that all the best shows have similar series finalizes in which a super villain is threatening to end the world, the sky permanently turns red, cities are brought to ruins, and our hero’s make a desperate last stand against improbable odds. “Avatar: The Last Air bender” had a similar series finally, as did the initial series finally for “Teen Titans”, and heck even “Pokémon: XYZ” had a similar series finally. “Gravity Falls” however dose something wildly different with its apocalyptic final, as the design resembles the cover of a heavy metal album, and it seems to pay homage to ever popular “end of times” setting including “The Walking Dead” and “Mad Max”. There’s a wild car chase that takes many odd turns, including a moment in which the characters are live action for a second.


I also love the internal conflicts of Mable’s arch and how she’s torn between living in either her beautiful fantasy world or the terrifying real world, which reaches a very emotional and poignant conclusion. One of my favorite moments is when Mable and dippers awkward sibling hug becomes a sincere one. subsequently, the world of Mable's mind is one of the wildest and most creative I've ever seen, and I love how all the bright colors of her world clash with the darkness of Bills fiery Apocalypse. The final battle with Bill Cipher is nothing short of epic as the mystery shack comes to life like a giant anime robot and battles various monsters, all while matched to a thrilling rendition of the show’s theme song. On a side note, Bill Cipher had already proven to be an awesome villain, but this arch really made him stand out as one of the greatest cartoon villains of the millennium. When all the exciting action is said and done, we’re treated to a very heartfelt epilogue that ties up everything beautifully, and gives the audience a chance to say good-bye to the characters we’ve come to know and love. 
It’s simply the perfect ending to a great series, and a perfect final episode usually stands as my personal favorite. As the credits of the last episode rolled by, I slowly realized that “Gravity Falls” wasn’t just a derivative piece of fluff, it was actually an experience, and one that I’d gladly keep with me. It was a show that proved almost too good for Disney channel, it was creative, it was funny, it had fairly good morals and just a wonderful cast of characters. I don’t watch cartoon shows that often unless I have some kind of nostalgic connection with it, but “Gravity Falls” was a special treat that took me by surprise and proved to be a fantastic series that I wouldn’t mind experiencing again. If you’ve never seen this show I highly recommend it to anyone that loves fun, imaginative, coming of age stories, fantasies or spooky mysteries, because this show has it all ... and then some.



The End