Wednesday, February 24, 2021

The Live-Action Spider-Man movie Villains Ranked

    

A hero is only as good as his villain, and Spider-Man has had no shortage of iconic foes. When it comes to his theatrical adversaries, my feelings vary. Some are better then others, so for the fun of it, let’s see how his gallery of theatrical adversary’s stack-up. So, based on my own personal feelings, here’s how I’d rank all of Spider-Man’s live-action movie villains.

 

#12 The Shocker from “Spider-Man: Homecoming” 

Despite ranking at rock bottom on my list, this film actually makes great use of the Shocker as a small B-Villain. Most fans hate when multiple villains are crammed into one film, but this worked very well, as Shocker was never one of the high-bar villains from the comics, and wasn’t treated any differently in this movie. In fact, he was just an interchangeable henchman that never reached the same A-Villain status of the Vulture, and that little bit of extra evil always adds some nice flavor to a superhero film, even though the character himself is really nothing too special.

 

#11 The Rhino from “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” 

In both the comics and the cartoon show, the Rhino was primarily a physical threat, with less character and motivations to explore then other rouges. With Paul Giamatti over acting the hell out of this performance in the movie, I really didn't want to see him as a main villain. Thankfully, that is not the case, the Rhino barely has more than a cameo, which is both merciful, and kind of a nice touch. I always pictured the Spider-Man universe as one where villains can spike-up randomly from anywhere, some minor and some major. By giving the Rhino this little role, it made Spider-Man’s universe feel much larger, and it's just great to know that not every super-villain has to be a main threat. Although, the Rhino's re-design from muscle suite to robot is still pretty silly, and the character just can’t leave any kind of positive impression.

 

#10 Harry Osborn/ The Other Green Goblin from “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” 

Next is Peter Parkers best friend Harry Osborn, played by Dane DeHaan. After his father passes, Harry becomes a new Green Goblin of sorts, which is fine, as I prefer that to a strait forward rehash of the same Green Goblin from the first movie. While we don’t get the build-up lasting over several films like we did in the original trilogy, this still worked okay for me. I bought the friendship between both Harry and Peter, and I felt the right level of sympathy for the guy before he went bad. Having said that, his limited screen time doesn't leave a big impression, and his Goblin design is ridiculous. Honestly, we’ve seen these Green Goblin’s in two previous movies already, so I'm kind of done with them ... lets move on.    

 

#9 The Lizard from “The Amazing Spider-Man” and "Spider-Man: Far From Home"

Here’s a little detail I really liked … back in the original movie, it seemed all too coincidental that a super-villain was born at the exact same time as Spider-Man. In this movie, Peter is directly responsible for the creation of The Lizard monster that terrorizes the city. It’s great, because all other villains just come to life out of the blue, and it makes our hero’s responsibility to take him down all the more personal. Unfortunately, while the origin of The Lizard is really good, the villain himself, well ... sucks! This has got to be one of the most boring and forgettable foes from Spider-Man’s theatrical rouges gallery. 

His design isn’t that cool, he doesn’t have any quotable lines and his evil plan to mutate all the people of New York into Lizard monsters is downright silly. Rhys Ifans is at least very credible in the role of the Lizards human from, but his efforts just feel wasted. Actually, the whole character is wasted potential. This could have been a tragic villain, one that we felt sympathy for. I suppose there’s a pinch of humanity to the character, but he still comes off as just a generic villain of the week.

 

#8 Venom from “Spider-Man 3” 

After Peter abandons the alien costume, it soon latches itself to another host that comes in the form of a guy named Eddie Brock. Together they form a new villain called Venom, who has all of Spider-Man’s abilities, and can even sneak around his spider senses. Now, of all the villains from Spider-Man’s rogue gallery, Venom is probably the most iconic and beloved by fans … thus, many were annoyed that he was only in the film for 10 minutes before he got killed off. Obviously, the film should have ended with a cliffhanger of Eddie Brock becoming Venom, so he could be the main villain of his own movie, but I’m also whiling to go with a little bit of this character if he’s done well. For me, the problem with Venom is that the build-up to him was kind of pathetic.  

Just to pore more salt on the wound, this movie never once addresses that his name is Venom, what’s up with that? Now with all that said, I was still very happy to see Venom in a theatrical Spider-Man film. The effects for his monster face looked fantastic, and it still felt like something of a dream come true to see Spider-Man battling his most famous adversary in live action. I even like how this movie touched-up on his design. This movie actually made Venom the exact same height and build of Spider-Man, which made him look and feel more like his evil twin, and I thought that was a nice touch. 

 

#7 Harry Osborn/ The Second Green Goblin from the original “Spider-Man” trilogy 

Easily, the most layered journey Spider-Man has ever had with an enemy comes in the form of his best friend Harry Osborn, who’s the son of his arch foe The Green Goblin. Blaming Peter for the death of his father, Harry takes the mantel as the New Goblin, and is dead-set on revenge. While both his story, and relation with Peter works, he unfortunately doesn’t rank much higher, as I just never found him as exciting as an adversary to Spider-Man. It’s great when he reforms, and aids our hero in battle, but if he were only a more menacing villain, I would have absolutely ranked him higher.     

 

#6 Electro from “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” and "Spider-Man: Far From Home"

Of all the villains from Spider-Man’s rouges gallery, Electro would probably be the last one I’d choose as the main villain for a feature film. I never found him that interesting to begin with, and he just had the dumbest looking costume. So, I had no expectations for him in this movie, and just hoped he could entertain me on some level. 

In this regard, Electro actually surpassed my expectations. I loved his re-design, with transparent blue skin, and Jamie Foxx did a fine job supplying the character with menace. I surprisingly loved his dub-step theme, which should be stupid, but I felt it gave the character a presence. I especially love how the music builds whenever the action heats up between him and our hero. Once again, the special effects of his lightning powers, and how he becomes one with electricity is fantastic. Unfortunately, Electro still doesn’t qualify as a good villain, in fact, he feels tacked on, like he’s just there so the movie can have a super villain. His transition from fan boy to bad guy wasn’t handled very smoothly, and the script has no idea what to do with him as a player. So, as I predicted, Electro wasn't a very good villain, but credit where it's due, I still felt he was far more entertaining to watch then he had any right to be.

 

#5 The Sandman from “Spider-Man 3” and "Spider-Man: Far From Home"

Oh boy, talk about a great villain undermined by a messy script. Right off the bat, one major issue I have with The Sandman is that he’s suddenly responsible for Uncle Ben’s death. I understand that Spider-Man needed to be vengeful in order for the films theme of vengeance to apply, but I feel there were other ways for the Sandman to stir his anger, without falling back on Uncle Ben’s death. Also, the Sandman is given a second back-story in which he’s something of a “John Q”, who’s committing crimes in order to save his sick doubter. This concept had a lot of great potential, but it only works as a set-up for a good character motivation. 

We unfortunately get to a point in the movie where the Sandman just wants to kill Spider-Man, and the issue of his sick doubter is never really resolved. We don’t even know if she died or if she was saved, and it’s literally an issue that’s just left floating in the wind. Still, with all that said … the one thing consistent about the Sandman is that he’s very entertaining to watch as a super villain. His sand-based power of shape shifting and morphing his body lead to some very creative designs, as well as terrific action set pieces. I admittedly didn’t care for the giant sand monster effect, but I loved when his sand powers were in-snick with his human form. I especially love that one effect in which Spider-Man sweeps out his legs, and the rest of the body just collapses ... that was awesome! While his backstory was very rocky, I still can’t deny either the on-screen excitement of the character, or the solid casting of Thomas Haden Church in the role.

 

#4 Mysterio from “Spider-Man: Far From Home” 

One thing I love about this new Spider-Man series is the consistency with the villains. Instead of victims of random Science Projects, these foes are regular blue-collar workers who all drew the short stick in their careers, and are now adapting to the larger-than-life comic-book world around them to accomplish their goals. For this venture it comes in the form of Mysterio, who’s using some of Tony Starks technology to parade himself as a new hero. It makes for a fitting parallel to Spider-Man, who’s trying to honor the legacy of Iron Man without replacing him, whereas Mysterio really is trying to be the next Iron Man saving the world from high-level threats. Jake Gyllenhaal is effectively charismatic in the role, and his relation with Peter Parker works. Despite being a facade, you get the sense he has a reserved sense of respect for the web-head, and the two have an engaging dynamic. While I’ve personally never been the biggest fan of the Mysterio character from the comics, it was still exciting to see his classic design on screen, and his story arc was fitting for the character, just presented on a larger scale.

 

#3 The Green Goblin from “Spider-Man” and "Spider-Man: Far From Home"

Kicking off my top three is an adversary who’s only motivation is killing or corrupting our hero. Now most Spider-Man villains, or heck super-villains in general have some kind of ulterior motive that the hero keeps foiling, but The Green Goblin really has no other motivations to speak of. While this doesn’t make him a deep or interesting character, his strait forward plan of defeating Spider-Man dose add to the simplicity of the film. Now obviously The Green Goblin is a mostly stupid, and very cliché villain. His costume is silly, his hammy personality goes way over the top, and every attempt at being scary comes off as unintentionally funny at times ... but none of that matters because Willem Dafoe is freaking amazing in the role. 

Every time Willem Dafoe is on screen, he is clearly having the time of his life, and that always makes for a fun villain. He was also very passionate about this role, as he wasn’t the directors first chose for the part, but Willem Dafoe really pushed for it. He also did the majority of the stunts and fighting, because he didn’t think a stunt man could convey the same level of menace, and I just admire an actor for getting so invested in his character. While the performance is anything but subtle, he’s still consistently entertaining to watch. Plus, he has a decent rivalry with our hero, nothing deep mind you, but it’s genuinely exciting when the two characters clash. 

 

#2 The Vulture from “Spider-Man: Homecoming” 

I was initially skeptical about The Vulture as a villain, because the concept of an old man flying around in a bird costume always came off as silly to me, and I couldn’t imagine it working for a second in a live action film. Much to my surprise, not only did The Vulture surpass my low expectations, but he also added something to the film that was very refreshing and unique. Whenever he flies off into the night, he doesn’t really act like a super-villain, he doesn’t have any evil goals, he thankfully isn’t another victim of a science experiment, he’s just a normal guy trying to make ends meet, and by scavenging weapons, he makes some coin to provide for his family. 

That was such a welcome concept for a villain, and while it didn’t excuse his actions, it did make me identify, and even sympathies with him on some level. The Vulture costume itself was a terrific upgrade from the comics, but it still kept the same feel of the character. There were also some striking visuals, especially seeing him perched on the roof of a building like a predator ready to swoop down and strike at his prey. Needless to say, Michael Keaton knocked my socks off. He was menacing, intimidating, but also kind of witty, and theatrical. This is one case in which the villain didn’t need to rely on a cool costume design to come off as exciting, because every second Michael Keaton was on screen, he just owned the spotlight. I loved his energy, I loved how he just threw himself into this performance, and very naturally he fit the role.

 

#1 Doctor Octopus from “Spider-Man 2” and "Spider-Man: Far From Home

Even though “Spider-Man 2” feels less like a typical superhero movie and more like a drama, it’s still not without some great-A comic book material. Case in point, the villain Doctor Octopus is one of my all-time favorite super villains I’ve ever seen in a movie. Granted, he was already my favorite of Spider-Man’s foes, and it was great to see him brought to life on screen, but the movie makes all the right decisions with how to make an interesting character. Unlike the Green Goblin, this guy isn’t evil just for the sake of being evil. He’s fueled with rage after the death of his wife and the failure of his experiments, and because of this, the Doctor finds himself dominated by an evil influence to continue his work. 

I like that the doctors project is part of his dream to accomplish something meaningful, and it’s not just a dooms day device for the hero to destroy. Alfred Molina nails the role of Doctor Octopus in every respect, he looks the part, and channels the duality of the villain with perfection. With his four mechanical arms, and dark sarcasm, he definitely comes off as both a menacing and dominate threat, but we still feel just the right amount of sympathy for him too. One of his best moments is the hospital scene, in which his monstrous side really takes over, and the poor doctors feel the extent of his wrath. This scene was shot like a horror movie, and echoes back to the directors earlier “Evil Dead” movies. I also love the practical effects of his mechanical arms, as in many shots those arms are real props, and the CGI is only used when needed. Even the relationship between the hero and the villain was handled perfectly. I liked how the doctor was Peters professional mentor, which gave them just enough of a connection before they slip into their costumes. It’s everything I want in a great villain and more, landing him as my favorite of all Spider-Mans live-action foes.

Thanks for reading my post ranking the Spider-Man villains … and continue to enjoy the characters you love.

Sunday, February 21, 2021

All Live-Action Spider-Man Final Battles Ranked

When it comes to action sequences in superhero movies, Spider-Man is one of the most exciting to watch, and lends himself to unique battles that couldn’t be duplicated with other heroes. He also lends himself to some of my favorite final battles I’ve ever seen in the Superhero genera, and with so many different enemies to face-off with, each climax has something distinct and impressive to offer. So, for this post, I’ll be ranking all eight live-action final battles from the eight theatrical Spider-Man movies, and they’ll be arranged from the final battle I love least … to the climax I love the most … here we go!


#8 “Race to Oscorp Tower” … The Climax to “The Amazing Spider-Man” 

The Lizard has taken control of Oscorp, and is threatening to unleash a deadly virus that will mutate everyone in New York. Unfortunately for our hero, he’s miles away on the other side of town, and is endured. What follows is a rare case in which I find the lead-in to the final battle superior to the action itself. Typically, Spider-Man can always reach his destination with ease, but it was cool to see him struggling for once to get to a tall building. It's also very gratifying to see the people of New York come together to help him reach his target by lining-up the city cranes for him. 

It's a great moment, one that builds a lot of momentum, and gives me a feeling of triumph. The Web-swinging on display is fantastic, and the score by the late James Horner is sensational. The final battle itself however ... just feels underwhelming. Once we get to the big rooftop showdown with The Lizard, it feels like it could have been any other fight scene, as opposed to a big climactic finale. However, it was still a treat to see Spider-Man briefly team up with the police Captain to beat the villain, and it’s what gives this battle some real meat. Everything else on display is just general fun Spider-Man action against a villain … which is okay … but well underneath everything else this series has to offer.    

#7 “Duel in the sky” … The Climax to “Spider-Man: Homecoming” 

At long last, Peter takes his high school crush to the Homecoming dance … too bad Spider-Man just learned that his enemy The Vulture is planning to highjack a plain full of technology belonging to the Avengers … leaving him with a difficult choice. Despite ranking lower on my countdown, I still view this climax as one of the more unique, and still very exciting to watch. 

This battle progressively builds, and covers quiet a wide range of different locations all in one night. It all starts at the high school Homecoming dance, then escalates into a scuffle in the parking lot with the villain Shocker, then a car chase to the Vultures base where our hero and villain have another exciting exchange, and the action just keeps building from there. after emerging from the rubble, Spider-Man and the Vulture have their big showdown in the sky, with a clocked ship being the main set-piece. 

It’s absolutely riveting, and it presents our hero with yet another unique challenge, as his powers are severely limited when combating the tense wind conditions. The two then wrap-up their battle on the beach of Coney Island, which is effective enough, but one distracting little detail is that the backdrop is a theme park, which neither of our players touch. Personally, I’ve always wanted to see a superhero battle in a theme park setting, and this would have been a perfect opportunity to do something there. Still, despite not taking advantage of a theme park setting, this was still a riveting final battle that stands apart as … not one of the best … but still a great one in the Spider-Man series. 

#6 “London Bridges Blowing Up” … The Climax to “Spider-Man: Far From Home” 

At the tail end of his European Vacation, Spider-Man’s rival Mysterio set’s-up one last grand illusion in London, in which he’ll look like he’s saving the world from an Avengers level disaster, and become the world’s new golden hero. However, he also dispatches his drones to kill Peter’s classmates, as they know Mysterio’s secrets. Our hero soon arrives on seen to bring down the illusion, and battles waves of lethal drones in the process. 

The stakes are refreshingly simple, but the battle still feels grand and exciting. Plus, it’s great to finally have a climax in which Spider-Man is battling robots for once, as opposed to yet another physical fight to the death with the main villain. Also, I love seeing Peter’s classmates get involved in the action, as they all work together to fight off the attacking drones. As a side note, it’s great to have MJ in danger, without making her a hostage again. As the battle winds down, Mysterio realizes there’s no chance of winning, so he stages both his death and the attack to look like it was orchestrated by Spider-Man himself. Now that’s what I call a smart villain … who even in death manages to ruin our hero. It’s all around an awesome finale, big on spectacle, and sets the stage for more excitement to come.

#5 “Ticking Away to her Demise” … The Climax to “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” 

While an unpopular opinion to be sure … “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” may be one of the lesser films in the series, but in my honest opinion … it has one of the better climaxes of the whole franchise. When Electro gets loose in the city, he challenges our hero to one final showdown. I love the buildup, as we see Spider-Man swinging through the city while chasing this electrical trail left by the villain, the music builds, and I just get chills all over. 

As the battle begins, Electro and Spider-Man fight in this colorful electrical plant, which is a cool design, and it’s a lot of fun watching our hero leap all over the pillars, while the villain relentlessly blasts him with electricity. Some of the best moments once again are Spider-Man and Gwen Stacy working together to defeat their foe. Once Electro is beaten, the new Green Goblin makes a surprise attack, which leads into a deeply thrilling fight in a clock tower. There’s a real sense of dread as the fight builds, and as Spider-Man does his best to keep Gwen safe, we the audience are terrified knowing what’s about to happen. Obviously, this ending was inspired by the classic Spider-Man comic in which Gwen Stacy dies, and for the most part, there are some select improvements on its source material. First of all, Gwen is conscious throughout the whole battle, so we have this nervous hope that she might make it out okay. 

Also, the clock tower setting in my opinion is a huge improvement over the clichéd bridge setting, because the clock is literally and figuratively ticking away to her demise. Finally, the death is hauntingly tragic, as not only did we loose one of our favorite characters, but Spider-Man lost Gwen just as he was saving her. The whole scene was just shot beautifully, and the emotion of this lose really hits home. It was thanks to Gwen being there that Spider-Man was able to save the city from Electro, but he just couldn’t keep her safe in the end, making this a hollow victory. The only thing the comic did better was that Gwen's death came at the hands of Spider-Man’s arch nemesis, and that’s just not what happened here. While the Green Goblin in general is our hero's most iconic foe, there just wasn't enough of a layered history to make this Goblin count as his greatest enemy. Putting that aside, I think this ending is one of the great highlights in an otherwise mixed instalment.   
 

#4 “We are who we Choose to Be” … The Climax to “Spider-Man” 

We now come to the climax that was hardest for me to rank, as I have split feelings about it. By that I mean … the first half sucks, and the second half is phenomenal. The first half of the battle takes place on the George Washington Bridge, where the Green Goblin is holding Mary Jane and some kid’s hostage. 

To be honest, this sequence just felt like a rip-off of the climax from “Batman Forever”, in which a green suited villain forced a superhero to rescue one of two things that fall from a deathly height. Also, this was the same setting from the classic comic book, where Spider-Man’s first girlfriend Gwen Stacy died during a battle with the Goblin. It’s only a visual reference to fans, because while Mary Jane is a hostage, nothing really serious comes of this situation. The girl is rescued, and there’s a painfully forced moment with all the people of New York turning on the Goblin. Honestly, the whole segment on the bridge dose nothing for me … but thankfully there’s more. 

Once Spider-Man and the Green Goblin are alone, and fighting in that broken-down building, this climax suddenly goes from one-note rip-off, to one of the greatest finales I’ve ever seen in a comic-book movie. It’s actually quite suspenseful as the villain just relentlessly beats the crap out of our hero. The whole fight is in camera, and the lack of music just adds to the tension. Once Spider-Man stands his ground, and really starts fighting back, it’s absolutely riveting stuff. It all escalates to a very satisfying, yet kind of tragic villain death. Had the climax just been the final showdown between Spider-Man and the Green Goblin, it would have ranked in my top three favorite final battles easily … but I have to view the climax as a whole, and like I said … that whole bridge sequence just doesn’t do a thing for me.    

#3 “Friends Till the End” … The Climax to “Spider-Man 3” 

When Venom and The Sandman join forces to bait Spider-Man and destroy him once and for all, our hero finds himself outmatched … at least until back-up arrives in the form of his archrival the second Green Goblin, who’s made a full reformation. While this big epic climax doesn’t reach the same character or story highs as the first two films, I think the battle itself is the coolest of the whole series. 

Of course, Mary Jane is a damsel in distress again, which is painfully tired, and been done … but I love everything else about this finale. Seeing Spider-Man team up with the New Goblin to defeat the combined threats of the Sandman and Venom is absolutely the highlight of “Spider-Man 3” as a whole. While the events leading up to this climax weren’t handled very well, it’s still very satisfying to see Peter and Harry become friends again, and save the day together.  

Also, seeing these two hero’s fight side by side gave us our first real taste of what “The Avengers” would eventually deliver. The battle itself is a big, long spectacle that covers a lot of ground, and is just really fun to watch … despite some corny moments with that annoying crowd of people cheering them on. Also, despite his lack of screen time, seeing Spider-Man battle Venom in live-action is still something exciting to savor. 

#2 “Both Heroes and Villains see the Light” … The Climax to “Spider-Man 2” 

The sinister Doctor Octopus has kidnapped girl-friend Mary Jane, and has created a fusion devise that will create long-lasting power … but it has a downside of melting down, and destroying any nearby city. In other words, our hero has to face a man who once mentored him, while also rescuing the woman he loves. This is a rare case in which it’s not the spectacle that puts this climax above the others … it’s really everything with the characters. 

First of all, Marry Jane is a damsel in distress again, but this time I feel it’s absolutely warranted. After a thrilling rescue, Marry Jane finally see’s that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, and it’s a deeply satisfying revelation. The past two movies have built to this moment beautifully, and it’s like this great wait has been lifted when she finally sees the man she loves for the hero he really is. Doctor Octopuses machine then goes into meltdown, causing serious damage to the city, and our hero swings in for one final showdown with the villain. While the fight itself is riveting, I love that Spider-Man doesn’t defeat the bad guy though physical force. 

Instead, he takes off his mask, revealing his identity, and has a very deep back and forth talk with his enemy … even relaying the very same morals of sacrifice that his aunt May previously told him. This helps the Doc to regain control of his arms, and in one final move, he sacrifices both his dream and his very life to destroy the machine. It’s awesome to see Doctor Octopuses, one of Spider-Man’s most lethal foes make a full reformation. The fight scene is good, but the stuff with the characters surpasses any form of spectacle.

#1 “All For One” … and One Sacrifices All" ... The Climax to “Spider-Man: No Way Home” 

It’s always been awesome to watch Spider-Man in his epic final battles, but I never even considered how cool it would be to see multiple Spider-Men all together for one glorious final showdown. While we certainly got the novelty in animated form with the "Spider-Verse" series, something about seeing it happen in live-action, and with established actors in their iconic roles made this feel like an unreachable dream come true. With the fabric of reality on the brink of collapsing, all three classic live-action Spider-Men team-up to battle all their rouges in an all-out brawl at the statue of liberty. 

While the yellow lighting is kind of ugly, everything else from the character interactions, to the intensity of the fight are all first rate. However, for all the spectacle on display, it's once again the humanity of our hero on full display, and his emotional resolution at the end that makes this such a winning sequence. For all his trials and errors, our lead Spider-Man is finally willing to make the ultimate sacrifice ... giving up everyone he knows and loves to set the world back in order. It's the first time Tom Holland's character lived up to the "Man" in his title. It’s all-around the climax with the most spectacle … the most Spider-Men … and above all … it’s the ending with the most heart and substance at the center. With all that combined, “Spider-Man: No Way Home” has my favorite final battle of any Spider-Man movie to date.  

Thanks for reading my action-packed countdown … and continue to enjoy the excitement you Love!