NOTE: This post has been updated for 2024 content.
All 6 expanded Spider-Man Universe movies ranked
#6 Madame
Web (2024)
These Spider-Man universe movies have a tendency to feel small and forgettable … and “Madame Web” somehow feels even lesser than that, with stilted acting, average action, sloppy editing, superheroes that never put on costumes and there’s not even enough “so bad it’s fun qualities”.
#5 Morbious
(2022)
No Spider-Man ... no Blade ... no Black Cat ... no Michael Keaton as the Vulture until the end credits ... and all that remains is a rote Vampire flick, costing on a familiar narrative, standard presentation, and just won’t be leaving anything memorable for me to savor.
#4 The
Punisher (2004)
Unlike most
expanded Spider-Man universe characters, The Punisher was already taking a life
of his own, with potential to stand alone … but this first film hits all the
familiar revenge notes, with nothing too memorable or exciting to look back on.
#3 Punisher: War Zone (2008)
There’s some fun gun shooting action, and the Punisher comes closer to being an interesting anti-hero, but the film suffers from too much pointless, over the top violence, a dumb plot, and painfully hammy villains.
#2 Venom
(2018)
Venom certainly looks cool on screen, and it's a treat to see him throw-down, but without his heroic adversary Spider-Man, it just feels incomplete, and everything else just feels like average comic-book flair, when it could have (should have) been so much better.
#1 Venom:
Let there Be Carnage (2021)
It’s still hard for me to get on board with a Venom movie that doesn’t feature Spider-Man, but for a one-and-done monster movie experience, this sequel was at least more fun than the first, with more creative visuals, more comedy, and entertaining battles.
All 11 honorary Marvel
character movies ranked
#11 Fantastic
4 (2015)
A life-less origin film that favors set-up and exposition over little things like character development, storytelling, or even exciting action, and it makes this a completely forgettable and pointless superhero outing.
#10 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
(2012)
Not only was this a pointless sequel, but it’s also a completely brainless film that suffers from stupid characters, hammy performances, a rushed plot, ugly landscape, and there’s simply no momentum for this franchise moving forward.
#9 Elektra
(2005)
Jennifer Garner looks good in the iconic red attire, but mediocre martial art fights, cringe worthy dialogue, and a script that’s noticeably lacking, make this a shallow spin-off of the previous “DareDevil” movie.
#8 Blade
Trinity (2004)
All
obnoxious bark and literally no bite in this campy Blade sequel, although fans
of trashy entertainment may get their fix.
#7 Fantastic
4 (2005)
The casting is okay, especially Michael Chiklis as The Thing, but it just doesn’t excuse the film from its meandering, directionless script, preschool hummer, and noticeable lack of Superhero action.
#6 Howard
the Duck (1986)
One of the more famously bad marvel adaptions, but also more memorable, and not entirely devoid of either personality or moments … but still, not a strong note for Marvels very first theatrical movie.
#5 Ghost
Rider (2006)
While “Ghost
Rider” isn’t exactly a good movie, it certainly isn’t terrible, in fact
there’s just enough visual flare, and goofy amusement that it can pass as
derivative entertainment.
#4 The
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
This second Fantastic Four outing comes much closer to capturing the magic of its source material then it’s predecessor, and it even has merit in both eye-pleasing visuals and high-stake events, yet it’s reliance on juvenal hummer and a cookie-cutter script keep it from soaring as high as other super hero offerings.
#3 Blade
(1998)
One of the first transition movies for higher quality comic book adaptions, with a solid lead and fun action, although the story and presentation still aren’t quiet on par with the classics that would proceed it.
#2 Blade
2 (2002)
Wesley Snipes electrifying presence as the title character, and no shortage of bloody good vampire action make this a worthy dark comic adaption.
#1 Daredevil
(2003)
Despite its overly brooding nature, “DareDevil” is a rare kind of comic book adaption that focuses on turning one’s handicap into a strength, and features enough pulpy action to compensate.
All 14 adjacent Avengers Universe movies ranked
#14 Captain
Marvel (2019)
#13 Eternals
(2021)
There’s just enough pretty imagery, intriguing mythology, and dazzling set-pieces that it made for a perfectly decent one and done experience … everything else ranging from pace, tone, plot and character didn’t quiet stick the landing, and as such, I don’t think these particular Marvel characters can really live-up to their name.
#12 The
Marvel's (2023)
These movies were due for a "Girls Night Out ... Fighting", and there's some inventive fun to be had along the way. Unfortunately, like so many films in this series, it falls into that same slot of ... easy to watch ... and just as easy to forget about.
#11 Black
Panther: Wakanda Forever (2023)
While the "Black Panther" series has yet win me over as any kind of favorite, they've still been consistently good, and after the tragic passing of Chadwick Boseman, this was a respectful step forward, with a new hero stepping into the light, expanded setting, and a string of emotion-rich performances, especially from Angela Bassett in her Oscar Nominated performance of the Queen.
#10 Ant-Man
and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
While everything ranging from comedy, to familiar story beats, to the characters, and even the villain is all rather basic ... there is so much imagination and creativity on display that it's hard not to recommend this on some level. It's arguably a departure from what made Ant-Man work, but for fans of other worldly adventures, it's well worth a trip to the Quantum realm.
#9 Doctor
Strange (2016)
Artistically brilliant, visually arresting, highly imaginative, and held together with a strong leading performance, "Doctor Strange" effectively brings the fantasy genera into Marvels cinematic universe with style, flare, and no shortage of dazzling imagery.
#8 Black
Panther (2018)
After his
thrilling debut in “Civil War”, The Black Panther proves more than
capable to hold his own film … although, I think the films universal acclaim is
a pinch overrated.
#7 Ant-Man
(2015)
With
creativity, imagination, charming performances, and a smart script that can
overshadow even the films thrilling actions scenes, it makes "Ant-Man"
a refreshing, small scaled superhero adventure.
#6 Guardians
of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Director James Gunn brings finality to his “Guardians of the Galaxy” series, resulting in their darkest, and most emotionally character driven volume yet … as well as packing all the zany comedy, gorgeous imagery, witty character charms, breathless action, and boundless creativity that have made these films such a welcome inclusion to Sci-Fi cinema.
#5 Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
After
raising the bar for superhero’s, Marvel takes the Sci-Fi/ adventure genera to
new heights with a colorful cast of charismatic alien characters, an equally
colorful rendition of space and one hell of a rocking soundtrack to boot.
#4 Ant-Man
and the Wasp (2018)
Packed with
all the heart, creativity and fun of the first, but with a little more kick, a
little more human ties and one hell of an entertaining car chase finale.
#3 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Director Sam Rami returns to the world of Marvel comics, bringing his creative filmmaking talents, along with his signature touch for horror movies, and delivers a wild, anything goes comic book experience, packed with insane imagination, 3D wonders galore, and cameos, Easter eggs, and references to satisfy any long-time comic-book fan like me.
#2 Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
I love martial arts cinema, Eastern fantasy, and I adore Japanese Anime ... “Shang-Chi” in many respects is a contemporary blending of all these genera’s, yet mixed with all the imaginative world building, emotional struggles, memorable action sequences, and personal hero journeys that I love from Marvel.
#1 Guardians
of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
A Blockbuster sequel that respectfully takes a step back from world building or formulaic plots, and puts more focus on surprisingly emotional character ties, yet it’s still entertaining as hell, with lots of comedy, space shooting mayhem and some of the most gorgeous visuals from Marvel yet ... which is saying something.
All 17 core Avengers character movies ranked
#17 Hulk (2003)
Granted, the films artistic vision and comic book style editing are very inventive, but they also come at the cost of little things like story, interesting characters, high stake action, and it makes Hulk a boring, and misguided misfire.
#16 Iron
Man 2 (2010)
There’s
slightly more action than the first "Iron Man" movie, but
everything else just feels tiered, suffering from too much empty story,
irritating jokes and obvious Easter-eggs that overshadow the actual character development.
#15 Thor:
Love and Thunder (2023)
Thor's franchise was once mighty ... four movies in and it's become standard, with the goofy tone going too far, effects that aren't as dazzling, and experience that's easy to watch, yet easy to forget ... although, Natalie Portman and Christian Bale are both note-worthy bright spots in the film, and make it worthwhile.
#14 Black
Widow (2021)
It’s the long-awaited solo adventure for one of my favorite Avengers … and it’s too little too late to really get excited ... especially sense her character has been killed off. Still, it’s a perfectly okay, albeit disposable, action picture for her to shine in.
#13 The
Incredible Hulk (2008)
While this reboot still can’t live up to the epic-nes of its title character, it is still a step in the right direction, with better performances, an engaging music tempo and some memorable action set-pieces.
#12 Thor:
The Dark World (2013)
While the plot is average, “The Dark World” is still a highly entertaining sequel that explores the films mythical universe, is bursting with creative action set-pieces, and is held together by the ever-engaging chemistry between Thor and Loki.
#11 Thor (2011)
Marvel tackles Norse Mythology, and thanks to the Operatic direction of Kenneth Branagh, “Thor” manages to be one of the most gorgeous looking comic book movies, but it also has both charm and heart thanks to Chris Hemsworth in the title role.
#10 Iron
Man (2008)
Despite the movies lack of action and spectacles, “Iron Man” completely redeems itself with lots of charm, smart writing, a fun sense of hummer, good effects, and a solid leading performance from Robert Downey Jr. as the title character.
#9 Captain
America: The First Avenger (2011)
A nifty
script with a retro vibe + a cast of colorful characters + some thrilling and
explosive action = a very satisfying and enjoyable superhero adventure movie.
#8 Avengers:
Age of Ultron (2015)
Further developed characters, a menacing new villain, and no shortage of super-powered spectacles, allow this squeal to stand on the same entertainment spectrum as its predecessor.
#7 Iron
Man 3 (2013)
My personal favorite of the Iron Man movies by a mile, thanks to some great character themes, combined with all the charismatic hummer that you'd expect from these films, plus some stellar action scenes, and a plot that's full of smart twists and turns.
#6 Thor
Ragnarok (2017)
Thor’s movies have been perfectly good, but “Ragnarok” closes his trilogy on a high note that surpasses its predecessors by a mile, with a strong other worldly atmosphere, a great sense of fun, imagination, colorful design, and still no shortage of good character development balancing out their funny interplay.
#5 Avengers
Endgame (2019)
Emotional, imaginative,
electrifying and all-around a near perfect send-off for – not only the longest
lasting continuity of any Superhero franchise, but one of consistently high
quality.
#4 Captain
America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
With an exceptionally smart story, full of political themes and less formulaic comic book gimmicks, this Captain America squeal knows how to respect its audience while still entertaining them with plenty of intense fights, and explosive spectacles.
#3 Captain
America: Civil War (2016)
Now this is what you call a truly "great" Superhero movie, as it abandons the common hero movie formula, and cliched super villains for a real down to earth story that's laird with subtext, moral debates, conflicting rivals between close friends, yet it still allows the audience to have fun, thanks to some well-placed comedy, striking visuals, and one unforgettable airport brawl.
#2 The
Avengers (2012)
Outside of the stellar novelty of having a number of Marvels greatest hero’s sharing a movie together, it’s a very competent film, finding that perfect balance between huge, explosive action scenes, subtle character depth, and a fun sense of hummer. It lives up to its hype and stands as solid Marvel entertainment.
#1 Avengers:
Infinity War (2018)
With the largest rollcall of heroes, and an all-out war taking place in several locations, we fans knew this was going to be a spectacle, but there's so much more to the experience thanks in part to some deeply emotional moments, one surprise twist after another, some really high stakes, and the long-awaited arrival of Thanos exceeded my wildest expectations.
All 8 Live-Action Spider-Man movies ranked
#8 The
Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
While an all
too familiar retread of Spider-Man's origin, "The Amazing Spider-Man"
at least compensates with a solid cast, and some select story details that
improve on the original.
#7 Spider-Man
3 (2007)
While the
script is cluttered, the battles are still thrilling, there’s iconic moments,
and it ended the original trilogy on an admittedly rocky, but still somewhat
satisfying conclusion.
#6 The
Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
It’s yet
another cluttered sequel, but still mostly entertaining, wonderfully acted,
visual dazzling, and emotionally resonate entry in the Spider-Man film series.
#5 Spider-Man:
Far From Home (2019)
Recapturing
the charm of the first, and giving us more, including new ground to swing … Tom
Holland reaffirms why he’s one of the best portrayals of the hero, and why his
series is one of the characters strongest.
#4 Spider-Man
(2002)
Not my
absolute favorite, but still an important classic, "Spider-Man"
dances around a familiar coming of hero formula, yet it’s still helmed with an
artistic direction, a talented cast, and a great sense of fun.
#3 Spider-Man:
Homecoming (2017)
With just as
much love and care devoted to developing our hero’s teenage world as the hero
himself, along with terrific performances, “Homecoming” is a colorful,
lighthearted, and consistently enjoyable revamp for the web-heads film series.
#2 Spider-Man
2 (2004)
Focusing on
the human sacrifice of the person behind the mask takes this superhero sequel a
step beyond typical summer blockbusters, yet still features unforgettable
action, and a fascinating villain.
#1 Spider-Man:
No Way Home (2021)
More than just a conclusion to Tom Hollands winning trilogy, it was a live-action event crossing over with previous Spider-Man franchises, and with that, we get the novelty of seeing actors reprise their iconic roles, interacting with one another … and still it remembered to focus on meaningful character arcs, personal journeys, and lands as my favorite of the live-action “Spider-Man” movies.
All 14 X-Men
movies ranked
#14 X-Men:
Dark Phoenix (2019)
Sophie Turner puts her all into the role, and manages to carry the film half-way, while the other half is bogged down by an aimless script, lack of urgency, a noticeable disrespect for its own brand, and the result is a fruitless affair from a franchise that’s proven better.
#13 X-Men
Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Wolverine's
solo film series is off to a rocky start, with a boring origin story, and lack
of original ideas, but there are some merits, mostly from Hugh Jackman as the
iconic hero, and surface level action.
#12 The
New Mutants (2020)
The X-Men franchise takes a curious approach with this instalment, combining their comic-book universe with the horror genera, and the result is a competently made production, if forgettable when compared to other superhero or haunted house films.
#11 Deadpool
(2016)
I’m personally not a fan of the main character, so even a good adaption will just be okay to me. As expected, it’s over the top, juvenile, offensive, and not for anyone unfamiliar with the source material … but undeniably funny, clever, packed with old school action, and it pleasantly fits right into the X-Men saga.
#10 Deadpool
2 (2018)
While the foul content is still tuff for me to swallow, this is still superior to its predecessor, with a surprisingly more emotional character driven story, even more X-Men tie-ins, and it’s hard not to have fun with some of the films comedy style action.
#9 X-Men
3: The Last Stand (2006)
While a
little clunky and rushed in parts, “The Last Stand” is still a
powerhouse sequel with action packed spectacles, visual flare, and even some
ambitious story telling.
#8 X-Men
Apocalypse (2016)
Supper powered action set-pieces, larger scale stakes, along with a menacing new villain, and some welcome new cast members reprising iconic roles make this instalment … an admittedly formulaic … yet consistently entertaining X-Men offering, and it’s visually the most faithful in representing its classic comic book material.
#7 Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
Like the previous Deadpool movies, this film frequently threatens to loose me with it's over the top nature and signature brand to foul hummer ... but this time, we have a strong anchor in the form of Wolverine as his co-star, fan service galore and respect to a late era of superhero movies.
#6 X2: X-Men United (2003)
While the final result could have benefited from a little more kick, "X-Men: United" is still a strong sequel with an exciting premise, a menacing human villain and further character focus.
#5 Logan
(2017)
Hugh Jackman’s final portrayal of the iconic character is nothing short of Oscar worthy, as well as the cast at large, and while the film is both brutally violent and emotionally draining, it’s also an ambitious and powerful send-off to the long-standing character.
#4 X-Men (2000)
One can’t undermine the significands brought to the screen by Bryan Singers immortal “X-Men” movie, proving that superhero films can be more than just flashy entertainment, it can have subtext, a focus on the human condition, and real characters, who are subsequently brought to life with perfection from the well-rounded cast.
#3 The
Wolverine (2013)
My favorite
clawed X-Man takes center stage in a solid solo film, with a welcome change of
setting, beautifully choreographed fights, and a great enfaces on the hero’s
personal journey over mindless popcorn flair.
#2 X-Men
First Class (2011)
#1 X-Men Days of Future Past (2014)
The X-Men have always been my favorite superhero’s, and this is the instalment that for me packs the biggest punch, both emotionally, and with the high-bar spectacle. Honestly, its about as perfect as comic book adaptations get, combining every film version of the X-Men, a riveting, visually impressive time travel adventure, laced with themes of hope, faith, and captivating character storytelling.Thanks for reading my countdown of the Marvel films ... and continue to enjoy the movies you love.
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