Sunday, November 2, 2014

My Top 10 most annoying movie and TV show characters

If you watch as many movies and TV shows as I do, you’re bound to come across some really annoying characters. Well, it would be impossible to round up a list of the stupidest characters of all time but there are plenty of characters I’ve had to suffer through from both TV shows and movies, so much so that I can’t resist putting a list together. Now I’m only basing this list on the characters that personally annoy me, and for the record, I’ve never seen any of the “Twilight” movies, so it really wouldn’t be fair to include those characters, even though I’m sure there bad enough to make the list.   

#10 Big Boy from “Dick Tracy

Poor Al Pacino, he was an actor on top of the world as “Scarface”, and countless other classic characters from countless other classic motion pictures, but here, he sinks to a new low as the most aggressively annoying comic book adapted villain of all time. First of all, he sucks as a crime boss because he keeps getting apprehended, get’s set up by far smarter villains and never once comes close to a victory. Combine that with his wild body movements, and his especially loud, overblown, gruff, and all around painfully annoying voice, you just want Dick Tracy to shoot the guy, put everyone out of their misery.   

#9 Iago from Disney’s “Aladdin” franchise

Of all the comedic Disney characters, know one annoys me more than Iago from “Aladdin”. With a loud voice that’s as pleasant as nails on a chalk board and a whiny persona to boot, you’ll be applauding the sultan to stuff crackers down his throat. I’ll admit, he was only mildly annoyed with him in the first movie, but to make him the main character of the films direct sequel and a main stay character throughout both the TV show and further sequels, that really makes me want to pluck out his feathers. 

#8 Neelix from “Star Trek Voyager

Oh Star Trek, you’ve produced some silly characters in the past but no one breaks the announce barrier like this stupid alien hedge hog. This character just can’t stay out of every ones business, he’s just so noisy, acting like he can be a real help during a crises, but more often than not, he just makes things worse. Honestly, there’s a laundry list of stupid things he’s done in the show but instead of listing them all off, let me just close by saying, he’s a pain in anyone’s back side.    

#7 Jar Jar Binks from “Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace

No comment needed, he speaks for himself.  

#6 Bat Girl from “Batman and Robin

I really don’t mind woman that are as tough and strong as men, but in the case of Bat Girl, she’s just an embarrassment to the concept of a strong heroine. With her wooden personality, long winded puns that don’t even make sense, her boisterous remarks about how cool she is when she really isn’t and sub-story that was shoehorned into the film at last second, she is without a doubt the worst female superhero I’ve ever seen.   

#5 The Rock Biters from “The Never Ending Story 3: Escape from Fantasia

Shame on you movie, taking one of my favorite fantasy movies and ruining every single character that I loved from that film, most notably the Rock Biter who now has a family of new annoying characters. It’s like a bad sitcom now, there voices are annoying, their designs are stupid and their constant jokes are more than painful to sit through.   

#4 Ruby Rhod from “The Fifth Element

Holly smokes, where do I start with this guy, well, if a cross dressing Chris Rock that shouts at the top of his lungs with an extremely irritating, feminine voice isn’t the text book definition of an annoying character, I don’t know what is. He’s also a completely pointless character that doesn’t contribute anything to the film, he’s just strung along, and acting like a pain in the butt everywhere he goes.      

#3 King Joffrey from “Game of Thrones

It’s sad when the guy ruling a Kingdome with an iron fist is nothing more than a wimpy and seriously whiny child. King Joffrey has gained a much disserved reputation for being one of the most hated characters in a TV show. Aside from his whinny voice and complete arrogance, the boy King Joffrey is just a real dick! From horribly abusing woman, treating his betrothed and all others around him like cabbage and above all else, killing people with absolutely no regrets. This includes an honorable king who attempted to bring peace to a corrupted Kingdome, and Joffrey has him killed off under the false status that he was a traitor to the crown. What a dick, I hope he gets it bad, I mean he needs to get it bad.    

#2 Every single character from the “Transformers” movies

Honestly, I think these “Transformers” movies have the stupidest cast of characters I’ve ever had to suffer through. There’s Shia Labeouf as the loud, obnoxious kid who constantly shouts every single one of his lines, the nameless girlfriends who state that interesting characters aren’t needed when they have slutty bodies to show off, the absent minded parents that can’t go a day without making stale jokes revolving around the male anatomy, the over the top, crazy agent guy and of cores racist robot stereo types. That’s only listing a hand full, seriously, every character in this serious sucks, plain and simple and the big reason why I refuse to waste another moment of my life watching these horrible films.   

#1 Anakin Skywalker from the “Star Wars” Prequel trilogy

I can’t think of another character that I hate more than Anakin Skywalker from the “Star Wars” Prequel trilogy. He’s rude, he wines, he’s bland, he’s boring, he commits mass murder with little to no regret, and what’s more insulting is that we’re supposed to be rooting for him like he’s movies hero. It’s especially stupid that he’s in a deep relationship with a woman who knows darn well that this guy killed an entire tribe out of vengeance, has made terrible remarks to her, has complained, argued non-stop, but for some reason she ends up marring him. I’ll say this about the “Star Wars” Prequel trilogy, they all have their problems, but this characters is what really killed them, forget Jar Jar Binks, he’s nothing compared to this selfish, whiny, bland, and all around terrible character named Anakin Skywalker.

                                            The End

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